I See What You Did There....

beardedmrbean:

diet-poison:

anexperimentallife:

Just saw this last night

sammybloo:

funnytwittertweets:

[ID: Tweet by @computer_gay. “co-worker asked how I was doing today. yet another third party trying to harvest my data”. End ID]

evilwizard:

swholli:

@evilwizard is that you?

yeah i was doin some sky stuff. don’t worry about it

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

why tf so many terfs reblogging this post im a trans woman die mad about it are you reblogging because you relate to being a Pest

ralfmaximus:

jtightpants:

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we’re all making.

bogleech:

Loving that everywhere this story ran, the few sobbing rich people were positively smothered by the number of comments demanding there be more damage

itscoldinwonderland:

sending my grandma this meme on text

and she calls me like “you sent me a picture? and it looks like some guys with swords? did you make that picture? pirates of the Caribbean I know that movie! what’s a meme? how do you spell that? I am full of lead bc I’m old! that’s so funny! you’re so smart! oh you didn’t make it??”

chokopoppo:

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so